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You Might Be A Redneck Jokes

Friday, April 23rd, 2010

You might be a redneck if…

More than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.

You think the stock market has a fence around it.

You think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.

You’ve ever lost a loved one to kudzu.

Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

Your front porch collapses and kills more than three dogs.

Your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.

You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.

You’ve ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame.

Your home has more miles on it than your car.

Accountant Joke

Saturday, September 27th, 2008
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. “Doctor, I just can’t get to sleep at night.”
“Have you tried counting sheep?”
“That’s the problem – I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it.”

Judge Joke

Friday, September 26th, 2008
Judge: “Is it true that you owe your neighbor a thousand dollars?”
Defendant: “Yes, it’s true.”
Judge: “Then, why don’t you just pay him back?”
Defendant: “Because it wouldn’t be true anymore.”


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