Hotel Joke

September 28, 2008 — admin

“Room Service? Can you send up a towel?”

“Please wait, someone else is using it

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Accountant Joke

September 27, 2008 — admin
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. “Doctor, I just can’t get to sleep at night.”
“Have you tried counting sheep?”
“That’s the problem – I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it.”

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Judge Joke

September 26, 2008 — admin
Judge: “Is it true that you owe your neighbor a thousand dollars?”
Defendant: “Yes, it’s true.”
Judge: “Then, why don’t you just pay him back?”
Defendant: “Because it wouldn’t be true anymore.”

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Doctors Joke

September 25, 2008 — admin
A man goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. He hasn’t been feeling well and wants to find out if he’s ill. After the checkup the doctor comes out with the results of the examination.
“I’m afraid I have some bad news. You’re dying and you don’t have much time,” the doctor says.
“Oh no, that’s terrible. How long have I got?” the man asks.
“10…” says the doctor.
“10? 10 what? Months? Weeks? What?!” he asks desperately.
“10…9…8…7…”

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Dentist Joke

September 24, 2008 — admin
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?
Patient: Why? Doc, it isn’t all that bad this time.
Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now and I don’t want to miss the 4 o’clock ball game.

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