Sunday, August 31st, 2008
A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.
“What’s the matter with me?” he asks the doctor.
The doctor replies, “You’re not eating properly.” |
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Saturday, August 30th, 2008
A man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, “Can I park here?”
“No,” says the cop.
“What about all these other cars?”
“They didn’t ask!” |
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Friday, August 29th, 2008
“Dad, can you write in the dark?”
“I think so. What is it you want me to write?”
“Your name on this report card.” |
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