| A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear. “What’s the matter with me?” he asks the doctor. The doctor replies, “You’re not eating properly.” |
Archive for August, 2008
Doctor Joke
Sunday, August 31st, 2008Police Joke
Saturday, August 30th, 2008| A man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, “Can I park here?” “No,” says the cop. “What about all these other cars?” “They didn’t ask!” |
