Archive for August, 2008

Doctor Joke

Sunday, August 31st, 2008
A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.
“What’s the matter with me?” he asks the doctor.
The doctor replies, “You’re not eating properly.”

Police Joke

Saturday, August 30th, 2008
A man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, “Can I park here?”
“No,” says the cop.
“What about all these other cars?”
“They didn’t ask!”

Father son Joke

Friday, August 29th, 2008
“Dad, can you write in the dark?”
“I think so. What is it you want me to write?”
“Your name on this report card.”


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