Funny Jokes

Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team’s response times.

“Since we installed our new satellite navigation system,” bragged the first one, “we cut our emergency response time by ten percent.”

The other paramedics nodded in approval. “Not bad,” the second paramedic commented. “But by using a computer model of traffic patterns, we’ve cut our average ERT by 20 percent.”

Again, the other team members gave their congratulations, until the third paramedic said, “That’s nothing! Since our ambulance driver passed the bar exam, we’ve cut our emergency response time in half!”

Earl and Bubba two guys from Elmore County

are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing

and drinking beer when suddenly Bubba says,

“I think I’m going to divorce my wife - she hasn’t

spoke to me in over 2 months.”

Earl spits, sips his beer and says, “You better

think it over - women like that are hard to find.”