During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down a muddy back road encountered another car stuck in the mud with a red faced colonel at the wheel.
“Your jeep stuck, sir?”
asked the lieutenant as he pulled alongside.
“Nope,” replied the colonel, coming over and handing him thekeys, “*Yours* is.”
The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamed of working since a young boy.
He was trying to impress the Master Chief with his expertise learned in Sub School.The Master Chief cut him off quickly and said, “Listen, ’sir’,it’s real simple.
Add the number of times we dive to the number of times we surface.
Divide that number by two. If the result doesn’t come out even, don’t open the hatch.”
