Joke: Use More Soap

A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done
at the local Chinese laundry, so she wrote a note and put it in
the bag with the next collection of soiled clothes:
        "USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!"
        She got the clean laundry back, and was still dissatisfied
with the results, so she wrote another note the next week:
        "USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!"
        The Chinese laundryman became very annoyed, and when
her clean laundry was delivered, it contained a note from him:
        "I USE PLENTY SOAP ON PANTIES! USE MORE PAPER
ON ASS!"

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