Joke: Getting Along

"Getting Along"

Morris and Isaac were constant companions.
Morris was a calm laid back individual and
never complained. Isaac was very nervous and
always complaining about something.

One day Isaac said to Morris, "Morris how do
you manage to get along with everybody?"

Morris answered, "Oh, I just never disagree
with anybody."

Isaac said, "Morris, you are a liar !"

Morris said, "You know what? You're right!"