“Support Israel!”
A man arrives at Ben-Gurion Airport with two
large bags.
The customs agent opens the first bag and finds
it full with money so he asks the passenger,
“How did you get this money?”
The man says, “You will not believe it, but I traveled
all over Europe, went into public restrooms, each
time I saw a man pee, I grabbed his organ and
said, “Donate money to Israel or I will cut-off your
testicles.”
The customs agent is stunned and mumbles:
“Well…it’s a very interesting story… what do you
have in the other bag?”
The man says, “You would not believe how many
people in Europe do not support Israel!”
