October 22nd, 2009
An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3 day pass.
The CO says, “Are you crazy? You just join the Israeli army, and you already want a 3 day pass? You must do something spectacular for that recognition!”
So the soldier comes back a day later in an Arab tank! The CO was so impressed, he asked, “How did you do it?”
“Well, I jumped in a tank, and went toward the border with the Arabs. I approached the border, and saw an Arab in his tank. I put my white flag up, the Arab tank put his white flag up. I said to the Arab soldier, ‘Do you want to get a 3 day pass?’ So we exchanged tanks!”
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October 22nd, 2009
An American tourist in Tel Aviv was about to enter the impressive Mann Auditorium to take in a concert by the Israel Philharmonic. He was admiring the unique architecture, the sweeping lines of the entrance, and the modern decor throughout the building. Finally he turned to his friend and asked if the building was named for Thomas Mann, the world-famous author.
“No,” his friend said, “it’s named for Fredrick Mann, from Philadelphia.”
“Really? I’ve never heard of him. What did he write?”
“A check.”
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